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| Title: Breaking News Chapter: Rating: G Summary: Pigs fly in Oakdale Characters: Luke, Noah, flying pigs Genre: Humor Warnings: Disclaimer: This site is no way associated with "As the World Turns", CBS, P&G, or Van Hansis and Jake Silbermann. This is not for profit. No copyright infringement is intended. Authors submit and write their own work. |
(CUE INTRO MUSIC)
You’re watching Oakdale News at 6- your #1 and only source for the latest breaking news from the Oakdale community.
Good evening, I’m Victoria Block.
And I’m Clint Montgomery.
Clint: In our top story, the Oakdale teleporter is on the fritz, stranding many local residents and causing large drama outages throughout the city. We have the latest developments.
Victoria: But first, Oakdale is buzzing with news that pigs are, in fact, flying on the Snyder farm. We now go live to Oakdale news correspondent Lawrence Sterling with the story. Lawrence.
Lawrence: Good evening, Victoria. I am here at the Snyder farm where, just this morning, residents were shocked to discover the family pigs flying in circles around the barn. I’m here with the two people who witnessed this unprecedented event first hand, Luke Snyder and Noah Mayer. So guys, what happened here today?
Noah: I have no idea! I’ve never seen anything like it.
Lawrence: So they’ve never flown before?
Luke: No. Never. Not even once. It doesn’t make any sense.
Lawrence: Set the scene for us. What did you guys see?
Luke: Well, Noah and I were in the barn getting some alone time becau-
Noah: Because we’re always getting interrupted!
Luke: Right. And we were talking, one thing lead to another, and we kissed and-
Noah: And BAM! The pigs just took off. I’ve never seen anything like it before.
Lawrence: Thanks guys. There you have i-
Luke: Hey, is this live?!
Lawrence: Yeah . . .
Luke: Sweet! Can I give a shout out?
Lawrence: I don’t thi-
Luke: Hey Kevin! SUCK IT, KEVIN!
(INTENSE MAKEOUT SESSION WITH NOAH)
Noah: I . . uh . . . wow.
(CONTINUE MAKEOUT SESSION)
Lawrence: Yeah . . . so, um, this is Lawrence Sterling, reporting live. Back to you.
Clint: That’s certainly something you don’t see every day.
Victoria: It sure is. We’ll be right back after this message from Mike’s House of Stripes, Oakdale’s largest provider of striped fashions. Say it with a stripe.
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