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| Version | User | Scope of changes |
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| Jul 13 2008, 12:53 PM EDT | twins1729 | 56 words added, 1 photo added |
| Jul 6 2008, 12:50 PM EDT | twins1729 | 72 words added, 1 photo added |
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 "Look how much fanfiction has been written about us! And this is just today's!" by EKS511 |  Luke - "Once in a great while I think 'Maybe I'm not really gay', then something happens that reminds me, 'Nope Definitely like guys'." by JusticeGH |  Noah - "Luke, if you don't stop doing that, we're gonna go NC17 -right here!" by Luke'sHot |
 Luke - "Nope...still doesn't cover the hickey. My bad." by JusticeGH |  "Ok. How can I explain this? Sometimes, when two boys love each other very much they hug in a special way..." by JusticeGH |  "Hopefully my plan will work, Noah will pick me up in those muscular arms and...wait! Why can't I feel my legs?!" by NukeGirl |
 Noah - "Hey Luke, if you want to blow on something........." by shelcase |  Noah - "Seriously, Dad? Look at him and tell me you don't get why I'd want to sleep with him. You can't, can you?" by JusticeGH |  Luke - "You feel this? This is all the action the producers are going to let you get until after the holidays, so you better enjoy it!" by rmn21879 |
 Noah: "Okay Luke, I got the condoms and they had a sale on lube so I stocked up. Are you ready to go...?" by ashh576 |  Luke: "Noah, do you think the producers have any idea of the innuendo that will arise from this little guy?" by Markus57 |  Van (whispering under his breath): "My hand, Jake. The script says you grab my hand." by Markus57 |
 "All these message boards are talking about whether I'll be the top or the bottom when we finally have sex...I just want to kiss Luke again!" by rmn21879 |  Van: "The producers put me in this wheelchair to keep the sexual part of this story to a minimum...maybe they should have considered where I'd be focusing my eyes the last two months!" by rmn21879 |  Luke: "You really do have a lot to learn about the whole gay thing...when I said I would guess you were a 'top', it didn't mean I thought you'd only touch me above the waist." by JusticeGH |
 Luke: "When I said I hoped I would get to grab some wood on this trip, this is NOT what I had in mind." by rmn21879 |  Luke: "Get over here, Noah! This is the closest thing to a sex scene we're going to have for months and months--hurry so we can enjoy it before Maddie shows up!" by rmn21879 |  Producers (whispering): "Ok people. Luke is starting to walk again. What else can we do to him to prolong the sex scene between him and Noah....ideas anyone??" by BCH092385 |
 Operator: "Hello, welcome to the 'Nuke' hotline. For questions and concerns about the: Lack of 'Nuke' kissing, press 1. Amount of interruptions, press 2. Over-abundance of shoulder rubbing, head-to-head touching, shoulder-to-head touching, hugging, and/or gazing into each other's eyes with nothing happening after that, press 3. All of the above and etc, press 4." by BCH092385 |  Luke: "No Noah, haven’t you ever read Harry Potter? This isn’t a blanket, it’s a cloak of invisibility, and we can use it to hide from the cameras four out of five days a week." by phaze238 |  Luke: "Noah, if we were like other soap couples, we could burn calories just by sleeping together or cheating on each other. Instead we have to do actual exercise. This blows." by JusticeGH |
 Van: "Paul, Emily, Chris, Brad, Katie, Gwen, Will, Sofie, Jack, Carly, Carly, Carly, Carly......I don't see Luke and Noah anywhere in these scripts, Jake." Jake: "Wait, Van, here we are. And we're having sex! Oh wait. It says, Fade In: Ext. Hell has frozen over." by strawberry23 |  Noah: "When Luke asked if I could hold his package for him, this isn't what I had in mind." by lukenoahfan |  Luke: "I am crying because I am not allowed to kiss by the writers as that would be too offensive, but they do allow me to be gay bashed, punched, and verbally abused." by goodboyluke |
 Luke: "I'm not taking any chances, so I bought you this gift bag. Inside is a chastity belt, mace, handcuffs, and the phone number of those two frat boys just in case Ameera tries anything funny on your wedding night. Use them well." by BCH092385 |  "Why did Noah hide the condoms in the cookie jar?" by roxy2190 |  Luke: "Noah, that is not what I had in mind when I said I wanted something hot and wet." by NukeWorldFan |
 Noah: "I wish I had waited and saved up for a video iPod...this "Gay Sex for Dummies" podcast would've been way more helpful with the visuals." by JusticeGH |  Winston: "Ignore me all you want, Snyder. But while you're in there, make sure you have plenty of ice packs. I promise you, you will never again kiss my son, and definitely never have sex! Jean Passanante is a close, personal friend of mine." by VanHanFan |  Noah: "Here we all are - my fake wife, my secret boyfriend and his pretend boyfriend who's actually straight and wants to get with my wife. I kinda wish I'd joined the military after all..." by pobgoblin |
 "Soon as they're out of sight... my hand is SO tapping that ass!" by Lunastreak |  Luke: "Er.....I'm not sure this is working as a love story. Maybe we should go in another direction. Noah, pick up the knife......" by strawberry23 |  Luke: "Noah, you can always touch me wherever you wannn....COLD HANDS, COLD HANDS!" by Phaze238 |
 Clueless lovesick Noah: "So I told him 'I think I have something in my eye' so he will get closer to me…" Ameera: "What part of me standing here naked makes you think I am interested in hearing about you and Luke?" Noah: "Oh, you're naked… didn’t really notice. Anyway so when he came real close to me I used the Spatula to pan the camera away from us, it's really the only way we can kiss without interruptions." by justnimrod |  Luke: "Okay Maddie. If you're not going to tell me what sex was like with Noah, I'm just going to have to call him and ask him myself." by strawberry23 |  Luke: "Mmm...Noah, what are we doing here?" Noah: "Remember the video tapes you dropped the other day?" Luke: "Yeah, what about them?" Noah: "I found out that those are not tapes from the show." Luke: "Then what are they?" Noah: "Take a guess, we'll get ideas." Luke: "You mean they're..." Noah: "BINGO!" Luke: "PORN?!" Noah: "Gay porn actually, go get a vcr we'll start with this one. Let's see here: Starring W. Mayer...hmmm." by lalo_mxfansleader03 |
 Noah: "Ameera is nowhere to be found, but I'm gonna put a tattoo on that sailor's butt that says: Have you seen this woman? And a picture right above the buttocks, I'm pretty sure that nobody would miss the message...at least I wouldn't." by lalo_mxfansleader03 |  Jake (thinking): "Damn. This storyline sucks." by NukeForever |  "One ring to ruin them all, one ring to f$%@ them all, one ring to break them all, and in straight marriage destroy all gay relationships." by lalo_mxfansleader03 |
 Luke: ''Noah, did you read the scripts already?'' Noah: ''Yeah, why?'' Luke: ''You are such a liar, if so, then tell me what's ourstory about?'' Noah: ''Other than us being interrupted a lot,non-sexual bodycontact, no sex, few kisses, me marrying anIraqi drama queen instead of you and the same old 'he lovesme, he loves me not' story, pretty much nothing, right?'' Luke:''Right . . . then I guess you did.'' by lalo_mxfansleader03 |  Luke: "Oh my god!, you bought the movie How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days' . . . wait, this is awkward." Jade: "I bought 'Yossi & Jagger' too." Luke: "What's the story about?" Jade: "Two military guys are in love during a war, one of them . . . dies." Both: "Awkward!" by lalo_mxfansleader03 |
